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What is a slopHead?

 slopHead (n.)
One who mistakes the pressing of keys for creation and interprets corporate regurgitation as personal genius. Proud eater of artistic mush, convinced the text prompt is a paintbrush...

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  1. A CONSUMER who declared themselves an artist after renting the sweat of dead painters and poets, processed and resold by machinery.
  2. A DISCIPLINE of the new faith that equates prompting with vision, whose scripture is the text box and whose miracles are automated.
  3. A CREATURE who congratulates itself for birthing images and videos while the midwife is a billion-dollar server farm laughing all the way to the bank.
  4. A CUSTOMER who mistakes convenience for craft and the illusion of production for the act of original creation.

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slopHead™ is used here as a fictional label to describe a theoretical person that uploads machine generated puree and deems it divine art. We are not pointing at any specific individual. Unless you feel like we are...


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